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<p>Created page with &quot;{{Template:Youtube}} ====I Would Like to Shoot the Quack ==== &lt;poem&gt; Our neighbor Vance turned bitter in his last years and vented his feelings on anyone within hearing &quot;Don&#039;t give up anything you crave&quot; he ranted &quot;like coffee-- if you love the stuff the way I do keep a pot going all the time bacon and eggs eat &#039;em every day you live &quot;I would still like to shoot the quack who convinced my wife that this combination would clog arteries and lead to an early death &quot;I did...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Template:Youtube}}<br /> ====I Would Like to Shoot the Quack ====<br /> &lt;poem&gt;<br /> Our neighbor Vance turned bitter<br /> in his last years<br /> and vented his feelings<br /> on anyone within hearing<br /> <br /> &quot;Don&#039;t give up anything you crave&quot;<br /> he ranted<br /> &quot;like coffee--<br /> if you love the stuff<br /> the way I do<br /> keep a pot going all the time<br /> bacon and eggs<br /> eat &#039;em every day you live<br /> <br /> &quot;I would still like to shoot the quack<br /> who convinced my wife<br /> that this combination<br /> would clog arteries and lead<br /> to an early death<br /> <br /> &quot;I didn&#039;t really have to shoot him<br /> He keeled over with a heart attack<br /> clogged arteries at fifty-three<br /> too much oat bran and broccoli<br /> &quot;How I miss all the good stuff<br /> I could have had those long years:<br /> I hope that quack spends Purgatory<br /> in pork rinds&quot;&lt;/poem&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Notes====<br /> <br /> --------<br /> {{Template:Borrowed Coats}}<br /> {{Template:Permission}}</div>

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